Fundas of Life

Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......so why practice?

Money is not everything.
There's Master Card & Visa.

One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

Save water.
Shower with your girl friend.

Love thy neighbour.
But don't get caught.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

The wise never marry…..
And when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term - It brings so many relatives.
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

Never put off the work till tomorrow,
what you can put off today.

"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

"Hard work never killed anybody"
"But why take the risk!"

"Work fascinates me"
"I can look at it for hours!"

When two's company, - three's the result!

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know - So... Why learn.

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.... What more can I say........